December 12, 2012
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Bullying
The hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He’s been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs and large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. That tree you you hung toilet paper in, lost his wife. (LIKE LITERALLY HE LOST HER AND DOESN’T KNOW WHERE THE HECK SHE WENT) Share this if you’re against bullying in Middle-Earth.
Comments (9)
this is fantastic
bwahahahaaha
Hahaha! You commented that I’M awesome! Let this stand as eternal (er…as long as the Internet lasts) proof that YOU ARE AWESOME!
oh flibbertygibbet…… it’s all because of the precious, everyone wants the precious, not only that but I’ve really been upset lately because my razors aren’t staying sharp, and I’m getting nicks on my toes when I try to shave them ! Now that will make a bully out of anyone!
=), this entry was a great start to the day.
This is awesome!
Too perfect
Love this!
Lawlz.